GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

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Cake day: August 2nd, 2020

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  • Does Europe have a Germany problem or does Germany have a Europe problem.

    Like, if it’s a forgone conclusion that the Krauts will attempt to rule Europe, we must take a stance. As long as we know there is a Germany that will do this that becomes the constant. The variable, then, is how they succeed and fail with each attempt. The Eternal German, to give it a name.

    So the question is: is Europe destined to be German and this is one long series of struggles as the Eternal German waxes and wanes? In which ultimately Europe will be suborned, eventually.

    Or is Germany destined for failure every time, and therefore the Eternal German takes the role of the fickle province in constant rebellion against the rest of Europe?

    Which way, Western Man?





  • Elon is like drinking a hot can of soda on a summer afternoon. He’s like finding out that sound the car is making is very expensive to fix. He’s like noticing a weird smell that won’t go away until you find the putrefying mice dead in the ductwork.

    It’s like when you’re a kid and you’re standing in a circle talking and that one kid nobody likes is there and he says something and just dead-airs it. Ice cold reception. Suddenly everyone notices he’s there. The mood shatters. All because some oaf had to shoulder into your conversation to blather about South African Boers.

    Just who in the fuck looks forward to interacting with this man. His black hole of charisma. Dealing with his attempts at humor. Now here he is being serious instead but in a bumbling oafish way. What a surprise. With all the predictability of a 3 panel newspaper comic strip. Elon, like the dim-witted international step-nephew he is, doing a fumble.