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5 days ago“We oughta name this after Tamatea.”
“Who?”
“You know, the dude that serenades chicks with a kōauau.”
“…?”
“Tamatea! You know, Climber of Mountains! The Explorer!”
“Doesn’t ring a bell.”
“…the guy with the weird legs”
“Oh yeah ol’ Big Knees!”
It’s not.