My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.

Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.

To keep their reptilian brains from slipping out their ear holes.

IIRC that all the clothes they had because their regular gear got wet and the dry cycle hadn’t finished by the time they got called to the plane. The news I got also said they were wearing tactical gstring panties.

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

Yeah but that attitude now makes them seem leas delicious and that’s not fair.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

Oh come on. You know.

MAGA - TACO: “no they’re not!”

You’re fucked mate. The eternal fat shaming death spiral has begun.

Could be your specific algorithm mate because I haven’t seen these these things you mention.

No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.

Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

This dating app profile is making my pee pee skin tight and veiny.

Which one?

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

Twice before lunch to be accurate

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.