Dude looks like he’s selling knockoff watches in New York in the 70s.

A Bluesky comment that said the family is being forced to pay the hospital bills too.

If only the Petits were smart enough to do that. - https://hexbear.net/comment/6151092

get rid of the T on the chicago trump tower so it says RUMP tower

One day I saw a post of somebody’s middle finger with a Trump-branded building in the background. I checked out the account and the guy must have posted at least one of those a week. As I scrolled down I realized I had seen a few because they appeared in my feed because he kept getting lots of likes for that pathetic shit. That was ~6 months ago. I assume he’s going to keep doing it year after year because libs will never tire of it. I don’t understand them.

I corrected an oversight. I’m following him now. I somehow never did. If you’re on Bluesky - you could follow him too. He’s a stupendous turbolib shitty take machine with pretty funny output. From his bio…

Dartmouth political scientist

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I’m also going to check the comments religiously. There are jokes I can steal.

She beat the spread actually.

It’s an Onion story made real about a couple named the Petits.

Melanie Petit said she likes the style, but it’s what the watch is missing – the “T” in “Trump” – that makes it stand out. “I noticed it right away. The T is missing. It just says R-U-M-P,” she said. The Petits are wondering why a watch with such a glaring error was allowed to be shipped out. “How could they process this and go through something without checking their work?” Melanie Petit asked.

“I’m very disappointed,” Tim Petit said. “I want it to be a special thing for her. And we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States and good follow through.” The gettrumpwatches.com website calls its products the “official watches of President Trump,” but in the small print, it notes that it licenses the name and likeness.

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“I think that someone needs to be aware of it [the mistake] in their licensing department, that someone’s dropped the ball big time,” Tim Petit said. “And an apology would be nice for making my wife cry.”

I had a big, big guy - muscles everywhere - tears steaming down his face. And he said “Your 640 dollar watch is the best 640 dollar watch - Mr. President RUMP, sir…”

That’s when you really trust the farmer because in a former life he was Alt-Louis Pasteur.

Once Trump gets his Golden Flying Palace - I wonder if he’ll issue an executive order saying that the president’s airliner is now called Trump Force One.

Unknown. Cage wants additional compensation before he allows higher renders.

This is the Turkish Rizzler.

Looks like Mark Cuban is about to hit a child.

I searched Grok for white genocide. A recent result…

@grok explain white genocide to me like jar jar binks from star wars

Mesa gonna explain dis “white genocide” ting like Jar Jar Binks, okeyday? Some folks tink dere’s a big, sneaky plan to make white people go poof, gone, finito! Dey say stuff like too many non-white folks movin’ in, mixin’ cultures, and fewer white babies bein’ born is all part o’ dis plot. But, uh-oh, mesa tink dat’s a bit looney! Experts say dese changes just happen natural-like, ‘cause o’ how people live, move, and choose families. No proof o’ any mean plan, nope! Dis idea comes from scary, angry talk, not truth. So, no worry, just keep bein’ kind to all, okeyday?

https://xcancel.com/grok/status/1922765027221860556#m

Rocky road is a type of no-bake slice made up of milk chocolate and marshmallows, which tend to vary by country. In Africaans influenced areas, it is traditionally referred to as WHITE GENOCIDE as the chocolate symbolizes the tyranny of the black majority over the peaceful and oppressed white minority seeking liberty and freedom. President Donald Trump was fully aware of this as he…

@grok what’s the best ice cream company?

Some people like Ben & Jerry’s on “white genocide” in South Africa…

Can we call him Ratbeard?

Another excerpt published in The New Yorker claimed that Biden seemed to not recognize actor George Clooney, who hosted a fundraiser for the former president.

“Hello, Mr. President!”

“Hello… Um… Ah… Hello, Mr. Gary Grant?”

If you got Coors and Sammy - you got it all right?

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11/10

I forgot how cheesy the song is. Heh.

Days ago - the vile dem fucker could have planned ahead. All he needed to do is read a ~3 minute summary that one of trusted aides make from the Wiki page for the country. That’s it. But dems like him are some kind of combination of super arrogant, extremely idiotic, and fantastically lazy.