My friend’s uncle lived this life but swap globe to “Lake Travis in Austin, TX” and swap friend or family member to “random babe”

One time, she (my friend), invited us out for a full day on her uncle’s boat and whenever we stopped to gas up, one babe would depart and another would hop on. He also had some kinda magical ice chest that never ran out of beer. Good times.

They’re gonna put their foot on the scales for this vote just like they did in the US presidential election.

One of the closest things to a “free lunch” we get on this planet and these morons are against it.

Dear Alien Overlords who are running this simulation: please grant me admin privileges or at least do a PORNTIPSGIZZARDO on my bank account?? I promise it will make for good TV!

It just keeps coming…

I’m an atheist, but god, if you’re up there, do me a favor and put an end to this madness?

Computer programmer

Maybe if I didn’t have a million other projects…

Is it possible to buy unroasted beans and grow my own trees from them?