one sink is for washing underwear, the other is for washing the baby

just kidding rich whites don’t even know how to use a washing machine, and don’t want to break a sweat unless it’s power yoga or playing squash (a weird tennis spinoff game for managers and finance bros)

definitely copiloting. no way we’re doing it therapy style

and sometimes use the word that’s also used for lime leaves

there are 20 body shapes: Big feet, big hands, wide shoulders with narrow hips, narrow shoulders with wide hips, short and thin, tall and thin, pointy nose, flat nose, thick thighs, two buttcheeks, beard, curly hair, bald, pink nipples, brown nipples, jiggly belly, hard biceps, webbed toes, long fingernails, cute gap between front teeth.

these are the 20 body types that exist. i’m a doctor, i wrote this in a jedical murnal

• cylindrical with mushroom head, veined
• prehensile with grasping tip
• funnel shaped with small handle
• made entirely of tufted pube (aka dreadcock)
• punk penis, buzzcock
• post punk penis, detachable
• master key
• a long, thin breast with two smaller round breasts hanging under it
• two-pronged
• usb3 compatible
• ouroboric
• tentacle
• steel nib
• Minas Tirith
• saxophone shaped
• banana shaped and the foreskin works like a banana peel
• The Cumblaster IV
• firehose, rolled up when not in use
• boiiclitty
• cylindrical with mushroom head, veined, slightly bigger than average

I allready talked to Grok

why

same with designing very specific things in blender or adobe illustrator!

if omnis love animal secretions so much, why do they make it look like a plant?

No offense to any Chinese but, [EXTREME RACISM]

No offense to any redditors but fuck all redditors, they’re all garbage. No offense to them. Fuck them.

also,

civil war

red guards

purging scholars

yeah i’m sure you have a good grasp on 20th century chinese history

nice, that’s some 4d chinese checkers right there

leapfrogging to become every other president until forever

This photo hurts my brain. the bottom half is real (lol), and the top is “filled in” with a generated image?

One Death is a Thrashedy

One Megadeth is a Stratocaster

:stalin-metal:

Why did the unkleosteus go extinct?

as much as i like the classic stuff like the album with the heron on it, the earlier stuff like this is refreshing, when they didn’t have to bear the weight of the incredible fart huffer known as Mike Patton

That’s not my CJ

best food country in the world and they went to mcburg

macdong’s in china has youtiao and soymilk though, so it’s already better than western mac’s. still, you’ll get much better youtiao and soymilk and any morning market/breakfast joint

oh being a 保安叔叔 is like a dream job, sitting in a little booth all day drinking tea, taking naps and getting to wear a cool cap.

ladies working as ayis have it worse though, that’s a tough job for low pay. i’ve seen some ladies working as baoan though, it’s not only uncles

I consume about 3 cans a day

this is like a smoker “quitting” by switching to those thin cigarettes but still smoking all day. my lungs are saved!

marching out of the rubble with one leg each. all of them shaped like flower boquettes (sp?)

meanwhile zelensky (i feel mandelaeffected, do they change the Official spelling of his name every couple of months? i don’t read western news much) zelensky looking like he’s tearing down the kremlin by blasting ass

this is the future communists want: an economy where 80% of jobs are standing in the middle of a road, occasionally carrying an object from one golf flag to another.

if you want to get a loaf of bread, it’s gonna arrive a few months after you ordered it, and you better believe that bread has passed through fifty different hands between the baker, the warehouse and you. and that’s not even considering the grain, flour and water production lines