In a trench coat?

Back in my day, we would carry the memes to work uphill both ways!

You can just say methylphenidate, the name of the active compound, instead of the full name of the conjugate 😅

Oh, yes! Animals, totally

Nice, but umm, where’s the rest of us?

Two lab assistants, one beaker.

They’re taking a break from the performance. Bad actors need vacations too!

I mean, where is the lie? Gimme cheap games, I’ll “buy” all of them!

I used to be friends with a black gay guy who was laugh-out-loud funny. He was always cracking jokes and he was a joy to be around.

But then he started hanging out with this one lesbian who was kinda shady, was dealing, was stealing, and pretty much tainting this guy once they became friends and that’s when he started doing it himself, so I cut ties.

Such a shame we can’t be friends anymore.

It’s a long river in Egypt!

Metastasis.

I’m not a woman, but I could be for Pedrito. 😍

I can’t even trust that anymore. I almost got ran over by a bus who could definitely see me AND ACCELERATED. People around me gasped loudly, it was that ridiculous. Too bad I’m so blind I can’t see numbers from afar.

I would drop a child.

^{Thanks Obama}

This guy fawkes.

You can’t even whisper criticism of capitalism

Also religion and guns. I’ve been publicly mocked for it and someone I knew IRL went off on me on social media. So bizarre this land of the free.

Yup, on Lemmy I often hear substantiated points that I hadn’t considered. I’ve gone into rabbit holes because someone linked to an analysis about a conflict, I’ve gained terminology I didn’t know that I didn’t know, found the reason why some events may be happening, like with Trumplethinskin’s enigmatic inner machinations of his mind, and so many other little things. It’s kinda nice.

:)

I mean, is she wrong, though? Existing is exhausting. You can’t spell exhausting without existng.