Find Nigel Farage in the field after he survived his 2014 plane crash and… change that.

Possibly saving the country from Brexit even getting to referendum status, and if it did, possibly changing the result. And then maybe preventing the revolving door Tory governments that fucked up the initial Covid response, since most of what they’ve done over the last decade has been to try and swing voters away from UKIP/Reform rather then actually do things that are good fit the country as a whole.

Prediction: the next amendment they try is getting rid of the term limits amendment…

But also to not have multiple US military bases already on British soil.

I’m not a military person, but I feel that could be seen as tactically unwise…

DOCTOR: Oh. My, God! Oh, it’s bigger!

RIVER: Well, yes.

DOCTOR: On the inside…

RIVER: We need to concentrate.

DOCTOR: Than it is…

RIVER: I know where you’re going with this, but I need you to calm down.

DOCTOR: On the outside!

RIVER: You’ve certainly grasped the essentials.

DOCTOR: My entire understanding of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality has been changed forever!

DOCTOR: Sorry. I’ve always wanted to see that done properly.

53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?

Excuse me while I go and vomit.