Im drunk asnd i hate men

Im lowkey misandrist

Inb4 “actually shoplifting is always cool and based”, they’re literally shoplifting from a gaza famine relief fund. There’s a real corporation’s shop right across the road that sells the same chocolate bars and also has zero security they could shoplift from instead.

Everytime someone shoplifts one of the chocolate bars from the oxfam when im on shift i just do the NL bit about imagining them dying in a car crash later that day because they were too distracted eating their chocolate bar

One of Melina’s all timers

Consider: I find the seeds tasty so I om nom them like God intended and I’m returning to tradition by exclusively shitting in the woods