He already tried being the version of minus the crack and evangelical Q woo lmao

Yeah idk, I’ve got The Dread™ bad

like the whole world is a car dangling off the edge of a bridge that’s broken in half that’s just slowly swaying back and forth teetering off the edge but it won’t fall

looked at a former Soviet milsurp site and omg they sell tacticool rain gear for dogs

(KK Slider singing Katyusha)

Dunsparce➡️Dundunsparce

Mazda➡️Mazdada

Tony Blinken’s shitty blues rock band covering the CT bit version of Cream’s Sunshine of Your Love about shrinking down so you can fit inside a man’s ass and pilot him like a giant robot with wires and buttons and levers

very good

very very nice stuff

you got: BABY POSSUM

Baby!!

Let’s go Mariners baby luv da Mariners

⚾ 🔱

I think the flying lizard thing Obiwan chases after General Grievous’s hamster ball motorcycle thing in Episode III could be considered a space dog since it obeys him when he whistles at it

“daddy screamed REAL good before he DIED”

“yo Pigma wtf”

hell yeah

dragonflies are tight

a hummingbird would be another great pixie steed

“good relations I have with the Wookies”

“hahahaha, hell yeah dude”

“take a seat, young Halkias”

“noooo dude, fuck no dude”

with the first overall pick in the fictional character gender draft, team nonbinary selects Breath of the Wild Link

I still think a golf cart crash that was all his own fault would be the funniest and impossible for his fans to try and spin as some Q hidden proof thing

That or he puts on a garish military parade with a flyover and he gets rotor’d up by a crashing V-22 or an F-35 falls out of the sky directly on top of him nose down like an anvil falling in Looney Tunes

thank you

I barely have the energy for basic self care stuff lately tbh