looks around

…why’s he talking about my phone?

Do I need to be able to read braile to get the joke?

Delete the first word of that post. Your post now starts with “One”, and from there you change nothing.

NOW your post is accurate.

I remember when I was younger, I didn’t know if I agreed or disagreed with the death penalty.

My young brain was thinking “Well, if this guy killed someone, why SHOULDN’T he die?”

But as I got older I realized that the justice system is nonexistant. It’s a myth. It doesn’t exist. We don’t have a justice system. We have a punishment system. And it doesn’t care who gets punished, just as long as some politician can say he killed X amount of “criminals”.

But our legal system is so dysfunctional that we hardly ever get a “not guilty” plea. They’ll convince innocent people that they’re about to roll the dice. Plea not guilty, and lose? You’re looking at 60 years. But…plea no contest in a plea deal? You’re looking at 2-5 years. Most people take the deal, even if they’ve done nothing wrong.

So why would I trust THAT system to make a permanent decision to KILL them?

Trump was already wrong about the central park 5. But if we’d have killed them back in the 80s when it happened, you can’t go back and undo it. They served time for something they didn’t do, and are the perfect example of what I’m talking about. We can’t give them back the time they spent wrongfully convicted, but at least they’re not dead.

Not that I’m defending the system.

Worse…for having NASA? I’m quite confused.

The guy who served 5 terms, started the cold war, and became the basis for why we needed the 2 term limit?

Who among the US presidents has been better since Rosevelt?

Carter is the ONLY one who comes close.

Didn’t even read the body of the post, only the headline.

Yes. It’s a bad idea.

I’m in Cleveland, which is technically Ohio. This summer, I’m thinking I just go swimming. Maybe I reach Canada?

How hard could it POSSIBLY be??? Not like we have alligators or sharks in Lake Erie. We DO have the lake erie monster. We make beers out of them.

…i think…

Wait…there are people who WANT to be part of Idaho??? I mean, Oregon isn’t greeeeeat, but it’s kind of like asking “Would you rather have a chicken breast, or be brutally assaulted?”

Sure, the chicken breast isn’t anything to write home about, but the other option is a guy with a crowbar just ready to send you to the hospital.

Which is juuuuuust enough to haul 3 average sized Americans!

American here. Ukraine has a better world leader than America has had in over a century.

Mayonaise could be white.

Imagine if the Goldeneye rerelease happened now.

You’d have a game on the ps5, that requires PS+ to play online, but also needs a Nintendo Online account, AND a Microsoft account (since MS owns Rare).

The future is dumb.

The future is dumb.

It saddens me that this is either meant to remind people of the way things were, or it teaches them a world they never knew.

1995 me would have been excited to see what crazy stuff is on the 2025 internet. 2025 me realizes it’s just a digital version of a carnival scam. Hot singles in your area is just the ring toss game. Give them your money, and then you lose.

The 90s were just factually a better time. Biggest controversy about our president at that time was that our president got blowjobs.

Complete with gif of a construction sign thats animated for some reason.

Anyone want to clue him in on who runs .ml? I feel like it’s going to break his heart. But also, I kinda feel like he should know…

I’m sorry, I can’t hear what you’re saying, over the sound of putin’s dick in your mouth!

All he does is spew bullshit, but the insane thing is, the majority of the country fall for it.

I still buy them, but I prefer when it’s a dvd/blueray/3D (if available) combo pack.