LoveWitch [he/him, comrade/them]

Well well well would you look at the time (trump declares himself a sun god and demands a third part of all grain)

Anyone with less than 25 generations of pure US ancestry should be deported

Your cancer is a necessary consequence of branding and marketing

The only thing preventing utopia (me being king and you all being my slaves) is national governments

Many Palestinians settled there and were granted citizenship following the nakba. In fact for a while Jordan controlled the West Bank and had ambitions to annex it instead of Israel so positioned itself as the protector of Palestine.

But after losing a war and losing control of the West Bank this ambition was curtailed by Israel, and subsequently the citizenship rights were curtailed and now Palestinians are somewhat second class citizens in Jordan (eg voting power is reduced but it’s a monarchy and the parliament is a rubber stamp anyway.)

Basically, seeing an opportunity following the nakba, the Jordanian monarchy took on the role of “protector” of Palestine and many Palestinians fled there and received citizenship.

A spokesperson added: "Blaise’s ancestry is characterised by conflict and division and, as is the case for many with eastern European heritage, only partially understood. “It is precisely this complex heritage which has contributed to her commitment to prevent conflict and protect the British public from modern threats from today’s hostile states, as the next chief of MI6.”

Being a Nazi while Eastern European is a complex question.

It is precisely this complex Nazism that makes her suitable for the role.

Also she didn’t know her grandfather but nonetheless it’s “precisely” that relationship with her grandfather that makes her suitable.

Insurance payout to the bullet-owning industry when each bullet gets used to compensate for the loss of future rents

SSuomi

The less I pay my workers, the more my workers earn.

A billionaire thinking he can threaten an entire city by cutting access to food distribution points is an excellent reason why a city should own its food distribution points

When you’re in a cringe vassal pickme contest and your opponent is Danish

Even israel engaged in anti-Semitic attacks smh

It’s called a bodega

Gubmint owned shop will lead to the collapse of civilization and baby murddr because I’ll start murdrn babies

When the president says it, it’s not a curse word.

Ante before the tension started.

When there’s huge geopolitical drama and lots of actions and then… and then… and then status quo ante => Nothing Ever Happens flawless victory.

The inverse ratio of drama * action / change.

The more intense the drama and action and the less intense the change, the greater the NEH index.

And if this juncture representes a ceasefire between Iran and US then holy shit a whole lot of action and epic drama occurred for literally zero change.

Status quo ante

Greatest NEH victory to date

It’s unbalanced if you assume Fordow suffered serious damage, which is not in evidence

Well well well would you look at the time ^copium