Uber to patent terraced surfaces with “steps” that pedestrians can climb in order to scale multiple floors in buildings

He’s gotta unlock the chocolate chip camo pattern

its happening again

failsons only

We’re one month away from the 10 year anniversary of Trump announcing his presidential campaign

♫I tried so hard and gone so far. In the end, it doesn’t even matter♫

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nothing in the world angers an american more than someone else getting free stuff

he better wear a suit

Reminds me of that Agrabah poll

fair enough

I’m sick of this guy

last year: “eeerrrgh. can’t die yet. need to make it just one more year!”

the first american poster pope

at least all the recent trad-cath converts will deconvert

finally some good fucking news

Trump gives critical support to Ansarallah