I’d be too afraid to give him a handjob. I can only imagine what force “his stream” would spew out.

Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them

Understandable. It’s really hard to visually tell one cock from another

those are the one’s that I was thinking about

Just once I would love for a woman to squeeze my ass and compliment me on it. And yes…it is a nice ass

Good point. Hard to code and note for insurance that you had to extract a light bulb from someone’s ass. Insurance Company - “We don’t cover light bulbs up the ass”…you will have to pay cash.

There are times, usually at the beach when women are wearing bikini tops that leave nothing to the imagination. Part of the areola is visible and the nips are erect. I have no problem staring and don’t feel bad about it. If she is wearing something that screams, “look at my tits”… I will

Isn’t that called “original sin”? What a fucked up concept. Every single person born starts out in the negative for shit that they never did

Too many people don’t understand supply and demand. Trades people are always in demand. Just another guy with some joke college degree is not.

Lots of people that live locally near Disneyland or Disney World have annual passes. Except for a few “blackout” dates you can go for free everyday. I can’t imagine why you would even go more than, maybe every 6 months.

First out loud laugh of the day

Guys only wish that a female, any female would go into a trance planning on how they would fuck them

If you wear something shear and your areolas and nipple buds can be seen you will definitely have guys staring at your tits

Understood, but then what is your favorite position to be in when being anally pounded?

I always find it fascinating how the patient says they have NO idea how a remote or a light bulb wound up wedged in their ass

Why is it that as men get older they no longer get morning wood?

I’m so crazy that one time she was sucking my cock, I had only one hand on the wheel, and my other hand was squeezing her tits. She had pulled her shirt up

I mean you of course knew what an ejaculation was, but what were you thinking when you saw one for the first time?

She should be proud that her efforts turned you on so much that you had a temporary brain freeze from cumming. Bye the way while she was working on you did she have her tits out?

Everyone should try it at least once on a deserted road.