The effects of how this bothers you places you in the group of people you’re bothered by.

I use my bandsaw the most in my shop (maybe second to the sander now that I think of it.) I’ve had a scroll saw I got from my dad’s shop that may have come from my grandpa’s. Weighs a ton. I’ve had it ten years and never used it.

Has anyone tried playing fetch?

Scroll saw would be more effective for this, but the bandsaw would be more versatile.