Ok, I ate the onion for like 2 seconds, then realized it was The Onion. But I mean, it’s sad that it’s not that unexpected if it says it’s coming from Trump. For a moment I imagined something like “If you get the Trump fishing pass, which costs 800k dollars, then you can fish in national aquariums.” Of course, enabling billionaires to do even more shitty stuff.

I think Cybertruck owners are generally assholes, yes. But this car looks fairly old, so I like to give owners of cars like this one the benefit of the doubt.

If you look closely, you can see that some of the grains of rice are too long to be “rice”, so I’d say AI.

Man, I’d be so effing smart if I never forgot all the stuff I learn during those random bursts of energy.