There was a great big moose.

Thank you for your service holding up your phone and recording the events for us 🙏 bless you and your efforts. You are making a real change.

Wtf? They don’t cause autism. There isn’t a small chance. The fjck wrong with you

You know what. I’m glad it is a thing. Because this is one of those hidden cultural nuggets that unless you lived there on the regular you would never know

All the regulars will because fuck you. It not about the environment. It’s about them “cutting costs”

This is false. Any location at Parks Canada that sells concessions will have a gargabe bin usually 55gal drum. Also there are multiple bear proof sortable garbage bins recycling bins and propane bottle disposal.

I am so fucking tempted right now. To the point of maybe next time I’m at a party supply store. To purchase one of them helium to go tanks and couple packs of balloons. I know I stand a slight chance of absolutely fucking up some ones day. But before that dread will kick in… I WILL be absolutely laughing my fucking head off with the guys to the point of needing to try to stop the funny because I’m gasping for air.

Ah Bluejays one of nature’s creatures where the random voice synthesizer just missed the mark, and quality control forgot to check because how can something so pretty sound so god damn atrocious.

You are a fucking monster. The point of this was to have some laughs not cause a poor walmart employee to beat their spouse or off them selves. Damn you’re cruel.