I did. Months ago. I like eggs, but these people are fucking silly. I don’t know how anybody could care so much about egg prices that they helped this criminal idiot be a dictator, and they’re still whining instead of just refusing to buy eggs. How do these losers care this much about eggs but they don’t breathe a word about the cost of healthcare and prescription drugs?

I might be close to this upset if it were cheese that this were happening to. But eggs? Get a life.

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf.

Eggs.

Eggs.

Eggs.

I’m losing a lot of respect for Jared Moskowitz these days. I had been excited to see what his political future looks like because he’s young and sharp, but shit like this makes me think he’s just the same shitty old establishment dem with a fresh coat of paint. What a fucking letdown.

“No. Fuck you. Pay me. Now pay me more. Now enjoy ads. Pay me again. We’re now introducing fees associated with the privilege of paying me. So pay that while paying me.”

– approximately everything