Surely health insurance would be making a loss on this particular person.

is that something people do?

If anyone’s wondering why smoking isn’t allowed in the first place: https://youtu.be/eGzPO4UBnFo

There was a time when blue LEDs were the white whale of electronics, always out of reach and everyone wanted to figure out how to make them work. When someone finally did it, it was considered a massive breakthrough, and rightly so. Now they have somehow become the default cheapo LED, moreso than red or green. Could it be an industry-wide ‘fuck you’ to physics? “You tried to keep us from making blue LEDs, hah! Now look at us!!!”

It’s okay, I’m actually Canadian, please tell me.

(even if you suspect that I’m lying, it would be impolite to accuse me of that)

I think they meant shoot in like a friendly way. You know, happiness bullets!

Right, that’s one legitimate way to read it, but this take doesn’t work for any of the others I’ve mentioned. “Everyone is awful except the main cast” is consistent.

Also the one car thief that they always partner up with? What’s the deal with that?

Exactly. Literally every other part of law enforcement is vilified, including all precincts other than the 99, federal law enforcement (mail police(?)), lawyers (defence lawyers definitely, I don’t remember if prosecutors were really present).

Honestly I don’t know if the show had a pro-cop agenda. If it did, it failed to deliver it, but I don’t think it even did. I think they just wanted to make a high-energy sitcom about cops, and they didn’t want to make the main cast unlikable.

It actually turns out to be a lot easier just to make smaller spiders.

Look, it’s pretty hard for men to write teenage girls, okay?

checks credits

oh…

(this joke shamelessly stolen from Overanalyzing Avatar on YouTube)

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I can’t figure out the last sentence (before fave stars)