OgdenTO [he/him]

Just got back from a (short) run. I’m working on getting back into regular workouts after a few years of very little. I’m already feeling the results after a couple of months. It’s great!

Yes this is me

Alien but star wars

I looked it up. It’s fun

I’m not sure why they chose a spoon, but the article is saying that it’s a plastic spoon worth of microplastics - not a spoonful, but the amount of plastic needed to make a plastic spoon. It’s an extremely confusing measure, and a bit much for my plastic addled brain

Yeah same. And if I can’t hold somebody else why do I have arms?

But like the Amigara fault, I know that somewhere someone’s arms are made for me and I’ll find them someday.

The Lighthouse is so good. So are the rest of those. And dont forget picnicface!

But Nathan is from the west coast, right?

Correct!

From what I understand he got pretty good grades too

I was waiting for the whole season to air, but should I just start anyway?

I wonder if this kid was created from samples from the IDF cum extraction team

Satire is dead

Satire just sunk another 6" lower in its grave

You’re laughing? Hexbear is going through its biblically prophecied death and rebirth and you’re laughing?

Was it worth it?

Thousands of years ago, two beans from on high, Beanis and Bonis, founded Hexbear. As foretold, Beanis devoured Bonis, who was their sibling, in order to save all of Hexbear from eternal damnation in the future AI torment nexus.

Praise Beanis

I’ll never forget

Bean will bean will slop you!!

:beanis-dance:

I’m a democratic beanilist. I believe that beanilism is the future, and we can get there through the democratic process! It’s happening!