I mean, there’s plenty of that out there, if that’s what you want.

Every time I see the phrase “raises alarms” nowadays, I just picture someone tossing a claxon onto the top of an enormous pile of claxons.

Yeah, it attracts people who feel powerless in their own life, so they’re desperate for any amount of power they can hold over someone else.

Garlic sauce is kinda premium, but asking you to pay an extra 50¢ seems petty. But $2 for mustard is fucking insane.

Well, we have 50, plus a couple of territories that should be states.

Damn, so many ways to criticize Republicans and this is the best you can come up with is “hehe, women are sexdolls”. Pathetic.

Is that what they’re for? I thought it was so you could hold the pizza down and grab a piece without touching any of the other pieces.