Oh no, I tried to google these in case they actually meant something, and got nothing

I’m gonna go delete my post out of shame lol

Hello [account holder name] from [account holder town], I’m [name of character] from the hit series [whatever you’re watching]. When I’m not busy [plot of thing] I enjoy using [product]. [product]! It’s [slogan]!

Scientists should’ve went with the 50 planets approach for a while, then people would be relieved when they decide to axe ice boi.

make yourself gnomn

flight, penchant for green clothing, animosity from pirates

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Sorry today is mother’s day. Moths day was yesterday.

Tomorrow is mothest day.

Nah it’s neat.

What sucks is when they make media that assumes everyone else knows which goofy accent belongs to which corner of their country and what pile of stereotypes they have against each other.

After parkouring halfway across the city while chased by cops, right as you’re about to make your final escape down a shallow ramp, one of the cops suddenly tangles your feet together with a bolas.

Skull Check only

Somebody inform Shaun.

ferrets

An air fryer is a smaller, more efficient, convection oven. If you have an oven with a fan/convection setting, especially if it has a broiler mode that it’ll let you turn on at the same time, you’ll get similar results. Just with more preheating needed and some tweaking to the recipe.

Are they actually trying to hide it? Or is it just that the real thing wouldn’t fit in frame on a selfie?

more like ukrAInians

Russia is AI-generated.

hello Wilson

freat

a guy who punches so weak he ends up just pushing himself backwards, a scary man made of seaweed, a giant spider, a fire, and the sensation of falling

It’s because a snake convinced some newbs to eat hamburgers from the forbidden tree back at the garden of Eden.

In my professional experience, soon as Pip shows up, you’ve strayed from the light, and should consider whether you’d be happier going outside and learning how to farm.