SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]

Elon Musk making the worst jokes you’ve ever heard in the background

My only regret is that I cannot offer him the same empathy he offered Palestinians, as I do not know of a way to make cancer spread more.

You’re propagandized when you repeat things that don’t agree with what CNN and MSNBC say

They also tried to crowbar NFTs into the game lmao

Absolute clowns

Fortunately, Dwayne Johnson lives in Florida currently

Really cool to muster this meager, hall monitor energy after president prostate cancer snagged the ability to indefinitely detain migrants, libs.

OneDrive is a fucking atrocity.

We moved to using them for our file storage. I work for a Fortune 500 company.

It went as well as you would expect. I still despise having to deal with the ‘fun’ of trying to open a file too soon after exporting it off, autosave being automatically enabled on everything, the general sluggishness of it all.

Even that is too much, no politician in this wasteland is going to vote for a measure to establish land solely for the homeless.

None of those people would want to be known as the person who voted to establish what would doubtlessly become smeared as a ‘homeless encampment’ in their district/state.

Honestly if that’s the fucking goal why not just be honest and have the state buy some vacant lots and make sanctioned “camping sites”.

“I’M NOT HAVING MY TAX DOLLARS PAY FOR SOME slur TO LIVE COMFORTABLY WITHOUT WORKING”

To liberals ‘bad’ people can just be every trait that, to them, is synonymous with “bad”. Putin is a communist, a Nazi, an evil megalomaniac that is going to invade Europe, and has an army too stupid to function depending on what day of the week you ask.

The reality of him being a calculated, conservative dickhead that has managed to stay in power off and on for 20+ years means little to their assessment.

‘“Why I’m Right And You Dipshits Should Buy My Slop” by Prominent Liberal Figure’ is such an infuriating yet common category of literature

Funnily enough, I remember trying to do a renegade playthrough of Mass Effect 1

First opportunity you have is on the first mission, where you’re trying to figure out what’s going on. There’s a pair of scientists hiding in a building, one of them understandably freaked out, and apparently without his medication. The renegade option (which I learned in real time) is rifle butting the guy into unconsciousness

I didn’t get past that

“Here’s how you make a bomb”

“No respect for me at all”

I don’t think he’s quite that out against his own class, but it would be really funny

In addition, we believe that you can express most opinions without breaking rules.

“Unless you’re explicitly supporting the right of Palestinians to exist, in which case go fuck yourself”

Ripping off the Mr. Beast classic “I’ll give this poor person 10k if they can win this contest”

I forgot the immense threat posed by Palestine to Britain necessitating this preeminent defensive maneuver