SchillMenaker [he/him]

You had sex with your mom?

You report this for being a Cumtown reference.

I report this for being a Democrats reference.

We are not the same.

Well that just happened

I’m batting well above .900

Cut it off and tie the end to a bottle rocket after you’re done with it

I assume that every YouTuber is a completely incoherent libertarian until directly proven otherwise.

“Sounds” like fun. And by “sounds” I mean there’s a rod in the pingas

I’m impressed with your restraint by not naming the tombstones Cum and Baby Cum.

Whatever temperature piss is

Shit, you’re right. That’s so disappointing.

They call me the human the human gnome project

He’s using the Eli Valley comic in his post. This 100% has to be a troll account.

Yeah I’ve seen a fair few houses like that, the full his and hers bathrooms with an adjoining shower. Considering the types of people who buy those houses it makes sense that they’d prefer not to see each other whenever possible.

If Smarter Everyday doesn’t eventually climb to the top then I’m going to have to question the validity of these rankings.

Holy shit, I had no idea who he was until I stumbled onto Pat Finnerty and now Beato lives in my head rent free.

The kids are taking bigger and bigger shits and the seeseepee doesn’t want you to know about it.

It’s got what plants crave

Thank you Henry Winkler

At least give him a Bane mask

These are all five star reviews though. Maybe the trans-fluoride we’ve been putting in the water is starting to work.