SchillMenaker [he/him]

Whatever temperature piss is

Shit, you’re right. That’s so disappointing.

They call me the human the human gnome project

He’s using the Eli Valley comic in his post. This 100% has to be a troll account.

Yeah I’ve seen a fair few houses like that, the full his and hers bathrooms with an adjoining shower. Considering the types of people who buy those houses it makes sense that they’d prefer not to see each other whenever possible.

If Smarter Everyday doesn’t eventually climb to the top then I’m going to have to question the validity of these rankings.

Holy shit, I had no idea who he was until I stumbled onto Pat Finnerty and now Beato lives in my head rent free.

The kids are taking bigger and bigger shits and the seeseepee doesn’t want you to know about it.

It’s got what plants crave

Thank you Henry Winkler

At least give him a Bane mask

These are all five star reviews though. Maybe the trans-fluoride we’ve been putting in the water is starting to work.

The really scary ones are the third person view drones because they can corner scum you.

Of all the awful parts of the US, the FAA might be the singular bright star.

Don’t sell yourself short. I’ve been here since the beginning and everybody else is a huge lib too.

If they were then we’d have to have a Peanis meme too and that sounds stupid af.

“There’s copper in them there walls!”

Maybe but it’s still worth a shot

Lining up healthcare executives and publicly executiveing them

The diet Coke and mentos bomb