Pretty sure that if a US military person crosses the threshold of the Hague they catch on fire

Dude was trying so hard to come up with a reason for their latest slop generator to exist

Bro used to fuck a pigeon and that still isn’t the most embarrassing about a Tesla

A feminine compliment? Ok I’ll try

You’re a girl. Female, even. I looked “feminine” in a thesaurus and one of the words was “matronly” but I won’t call you that because you’re not supposed to imply a woman is old.

The Storming of the Asstille.

That’s the best I can do

I built a PC earlier this year and system RAM was such a small percentage of the total cost that I decided to splurge and got more than I really need right now. It’s easy to fall into “Better to have and not need” thinking.

But hey, I can run VMs now.

But I like my slop ☹️

Garnish with your finest jelly beans

Damning with faint praise

To be fair, I don’t think I could come up with a more american sandwich than that.

Second-hand it’s pretty funny, until it’s not.

As much as I’d have loved for the Kissinger is Dead celebrations to have been big news (and a Holiday), it went by mostly unannounced.

Y’all USAians can’t even become nazis without putting the blame on foreigners smh my head

So it’s a narc, but if you’re racist

It’s always the ones you most expect

Of course, sir. Your 45 thousand will be deposited after we take the service fee

That’s why me and my friend Saddam have been hiding deep underground. We still haven’t found a way to block neutrinos yet, but I’ll keep everyone posted.

Luckily, there’s plenty of Defoe for everyone