This is an especially stupid post coming from a guy working in Germany. As far as I know, they see leaving work early as a good thing because you were so productive you didn’t need an entire day of work to complete your tasks

Sounds like my man needs to get off LinkedIn. Who tf “loves to talk and post about the hustle” in real life ?

Because then you get to cut very thin slices because it’s kind of fun to do and they sort of melt on your tongue, and surely that way you won’t eat as much as if you were eating “normal-sized” slices, right ?

Cut to me staring at a plate filled with hundreds of tiny pieces of cheese crust, who obviously ate the entire fucking block of cheese in one sitting

The bad is starting to look more and more like an impending global societal collapse with every passing day though