I remember this quote from Blade 3!

Wouldn’t one float ass up in this scenario?

… is that a bug, or a feature? You decide!

I’ve been a homeless teen, thankfully it was over a decade now though.

Shit sucked. I get angry when I hear people make excuses about how homeless people are just lazy or trying to rip you off somehow. Like stfu you have no idea what it’s like!

They don’t even cook it?! As a vegan this is probably the most horrifying thing I’m going to see all day

I mean, you can smoke anything so why not?

I finally understand! The U.S. broke a window which was actually a mirror and got a bunch of bad luck!

The bad luck caused Trump to be elected!

It’s all due to the secret mirror window breakers society!

BOYCOTT MIRRORWINDOWS PEOPLE!