Damn good harmonies.

So I looked up Fort Knox, which holds 147 million ounces of gold, and then I found out that probably the rarest coin in the world is held there.

The 1974 aluminum cent.

And me being really stoned right now, forgot the question.

China is going to eat our lunch.

Then, stuff us into the locker after some atomic wedgies.

China:

Hey, new MIT grad!! Can I talk with you for a second?

Speaking of DOGE, the full list of names and email addresses got posted on bluesky this morning, lol.

Can’t wait for the fallout of that.

Just remember:

When beating your boss, use a bag of Florida oranges. They hurt like the devil and don’t leave a mark.

She probably asked before Elmo filled his nose with ketamine. Never do that when you are dealing with a drug abusing Nazi.

RFK Jr is hiking in Coachella.

Because this is Texas’ bag man. Don’t anyone harsh his buzz.

Fuck yes.

They want Lionel Hutz, not Robert Shapiro.

That’s the plan

Depression.

Bigly Depression.

That’s Easter Sunday.

Perfect timing while everyone is chilling with family.

Raisinhead isn’t gonna stop me from having my kids protected from covid or the flu. I’ll take a day trip to Canada if we have to.

Fucking jackass.