Who could have predicted that a first principles ground up new Internet protocol based on monarchism would be a difficult sell.

*I mean, I think that’s what Urbit is. I’ve read multiple pieces describing it and I’m still not really clear.

Based on my avid following of the Trashfuture podcast, I can authoritatively say that the “Hoon” programming language relies primarily on Australians doing sick burns and popping tyres in their Holden Commodores.