If I could get there that fast, I’d be curious to check out Mars for a few hours. Maybe from inside a shelter with big windows?

An all-inclusive resort, located somewhere warm with a beach.

I didn’t see where you had said moving to a different apartment is impossible. Or that there aren’t any spaces anywhere you have access to that is acceptable for a nap. I haven’t read every word written here

Yes, find somewhere to nap, or if possible find an apartment with quieter neighbors

If custom molded earplugs are painful, then something went wrong. They should fit with no pressure but also no gaps. I’ve slipped while wiggling my set in place, that’s the only pain I’ve had with them

On the earplugs front, custom molded earplugs cost a lot, but are amazing for blocking out noise without hurting.

You’d need someone versed in your local laws to go over what options you may have that way. They might have told you off because your problem was too small?

But what I can think of is to move out.

Find a more agreeable apartment. Or, find places in your daily routine where you can get a good nap without getting in trouble or endangering yourself.