I saw glimpses of someone playing some weird shit on a mobile phone, so I texted my bff group chat that it looks like someone’s playing a pokemon game but it’s anime girls racing around a track or something, but it was 18:30 in public transit, hard day at work, really hot, so I was like probably I’m hallucinating something
Then the responses I got were like “ye it’s probably this very popular Umami Horny Derby game where you date horse waifus, everyone’s been playing it for weeks” and I haven’t been more depressed in ages
The billionaire initiation ritual is that scene from Kingsman where
spoiler for a 11yo movie I guess
they ask him to kill his dog but instead of a dog it’s a literal child that was performing forced labour for the last year and just wants to go home to its parents, and the bullets are very much live