It’s all email innit

Swapped it for a real animal personally 😅

make available high quality psychedelics

You can grow those at home

It’s only been legal here for a year but before that I used to ask shady looking people at train stations or in parks. Those usually sell hard drugs but they can still be of help. It’s a clichee but it’s genuinely reliable. But like probably don’t do this. Easy way to get scammed or mugged for a kid.

And I’ve been high on weed plenty around my parents. As a teen I generally didn’t have much of an interest talking to them so they probably didn’t suspect anything when I fucked off straight to my room after walking the dog. Would not recommend that for the first time though. Best to do it at a friend’s house.

Wir haben sie mit besagten Schlupfwespen wegbekommen. Alles sauber machen und Offenes entsorgen, dann die Päckchen mit den Eiern zu den Lebensmitteln legen und die kümmern sich um den Rest.

Australia is America’s surveilance van to spy on the Southern hemisphere. Look at Pine Gap and you’ll see what I mean. If the EU can’t trust the US to handle the intel responsibly they’ll want their own eyes and ears over there.

There will always be dandelions of genuine community pushing through the asphalt of enshittification

They’re gonna chauffeur the new pope around in the killdozer

What about this did you choose in particular?

They could boost their sales to numbers not seen since the days of racial segregation

¡Muy interesante!

Explaining the concept of a zoom call to a Victorian person

“I” or “we” in English, German is mostly reserved for deep thoughts where I rarely need to address myself but if I do I think I use “ich” (“I”) as well. “You” wouldn’t feel right for me personally.

If the blender has an airtight seal things could get interesting

That was a risky click

Most relatable shit I’ve heard all day

Bro is every age between 3 and 60 at once