WashedAnus [he/him]

Jared Police

What if a chicken, but instead of telling jokes it committed crimes?

Who up imagining they Sisyphussy

VAXXED???

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DIRT_OWL | Scandal, Bathing, Beanis
The Adam Friedland Show

They should have interviewed Cool Adam instead

Reporting this for being a Cumtown reference

If you didn’t spend 200-300 on them, you’re not getting the real audiophile experience

Anyway what’s funniest about this is that Chinese spies almost exclusively work through digital devices because it turns out it’s easier to hack America’s private spying firms (all modern computer companies) than it is to do things manually.

Okay, but if they decide they need a guy, Xi please call me

In the pop-culture version, dead people tend to be seen by St. Peter who then assigns them to hell

As a straight misogynist, I hate women and am disgusted by their bodies.

Fixed it

Phantom Farter haunting the job site

I tell myself every day, “Don’t click the links. There is nothing but pain there.”

But I did it anyway and it was as bad as I expected.

The DoD has been referring to it as the Arabian Gulf for at least like 20 years now. I assume he heard one of those nerds say it in a meeting and was like

Hell yeah, it’s Morbin time

I knew the rifle was going to be trash when I saw the bi-metallic cartridge. I hope they really do make the full switch so maybe I can buy 5.56 on the cheap and they run out of bullets immediately when an actual war starts.