Oh, sweet. Now I can have no friends on my phone too!

Its not like you can watch two shows at the same moment.

Do you have other family members in your house? Do you watch sports?

I agree that cable sucks and is expensive.

Affordable goods that aren’t cheap Chinese garbage are a part of the American dream though.

True, but I’m not paying over $100 a month for different services. I might as well have cable.

Not soon. Now. Prime, Hulu, Max, Peacock. They all do it.

I dunno, bro. This is a meme community. I’m going to go find some audiobooks on the Civil War and get back with you.

Es tut mir Leid.

I guess they will have to settle for raw ground beef porcupines.

If there was a way for Civil War people to comment through time on the internet, they would be havin’ a giggle at this meme.

I love my kids and my life with them. People who pridefully claim they don’t want children is similar to people being prideful of not eating pizza.

No one gives a shit about your preferences.

I deleted my last account on another instance and started a new one. So technically I’m not really NEW. But to answer your question, I wanna die.