abc [he/him, comrade/them]

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Cake day: July 29th, 2020
  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.nettogames@hexbear.net•Anyone here play those old play-by-post geopolitics RPGs?English
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    1 day ago

    Aw shit now I’m playing this lib ass game again…

    The Issue

    Your ever-enterprising brother was recently arrested for running a surprisingly large numbers racket; the earnings allowed him to purchase several foreign luxury cars. Your advisers, surprised by gambling’s potential profitability, have begun debating the possibility of a National Lottery to raise government funds. The idea has drawn fire from social groups, who have come to warn you of the evils of gambling.

    The Debate

    1. “A National Lottery would be a great idea,” says your money-obsessed Minister of Finance, Lauren Rudd. “This is just what the economy needs. Everybody is attracted to the idea of becoming a millionaire overnight. And best of all, this is as close as you can get to taxing the poor without actually calling it that! That surplus could even subsidize our struggling strategic basket weaving sector. A government-owned lottery would permit small games of chance while keeping out the sleazy, parasitic casinos.”

    2. “A gambling ban is essential to the moral fibre of the nation,” counters social worker, Faith Ambrose, wearing a t-shirt with the slogan ‘Don’t be a Fool; Gambling’s not Cool’. “Gambling addiction causes countless broken homes abroad, and having a national lottery would only introduce the problem into Pravic. For the sake of Pravician families, we MUST stand firm against the sin of gambling!”

    3. A man sporting a ten-gallon cowboy hat rolls in an impressive scale model of a casino city, complete with a flashing neon light display. “Well howdy folks! I couldn’t help but overhear that your gambling industry is in the toilet. That’s the problem with you commies: you don’t know how to generate a profit. Why not allow the private sector back into your nation’s economy and celebrate that with turning over the lottery to my company? I have a plan to use that lottery money to create massive casino cities. I’ve built casinos in Maxtopia, Bigtopia, and North Lilliputia and by gum, it put them on the map! Just think of all the tourists who will flock to Pravic: The Gambling Center of ChapoChat!”

    4. “And why are we letting some guy with a ridiculous hat profit from this new industry?” exclaims your brother, who was not invited to this meeting. “We’d be much better off with a government monopoly of all gambling institutions, so the profits don’t all end up in that foreigner’s bank account. But instead of wasting that sweet, sweet lolly on a basketcase subsidization plan, imagine the fun WE could have. You know, for a world leader, your digs are kinda shabby. What’s say we use that gambling money for your own personal pleasure palace? It would be all for you. And family of course.”

    Doug Dimmadome ass mfer

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.nettochat@hexbear.net•This might cause a struggle but: Calling people prudes for not wanting to sexualise themselves is badEnglish
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    1 day ago

    It gave me that impression though

    oh well shut down the entire fucking site, someone got the wrong impression??

    Like if anything I think this post kinda validates their claims of Hexbear being prudish and puritan because here you are going “This might cause a struggle but: Calling people prudes for not wanting to sexualise themselves is bad” when the post you’re referencing never did that lol.

    Swear half the ‘struggle sessions’ on this site are someone getting the wrong impression from a post and suddenly going “WOW Hexbear is on some shit, there have been multiple posts calling for Hexbears to sexualize themselves and calling Hexbears who don’t want to do this prudes”