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2 days agoYes. Well, except for the “sorry” part
Yes. Well, except for the “sorry” part
Dear federal employee, this is Elon again. I haven’t seen a response to my last email. Are you mad at me?
This week I’d like you to provide evidence that you laid an egg for your Country. Failure to comply will result in me thinking that maybe you don’t love me. Can you do just this one little thing for me? Come on, one little egg.
Big toddler just learned his first word! “Ta-riff!” Now he can’t stop repeating it!
“Say hi to Uncle Trudeau?” “Ta-riff!”
" What do you give papa Putin?"“Ta-rrff!” giggles
He really is doing his own research now. This might be good. Like the flat-earther on Netflix who accidentally proved that the Earth is round