I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you

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    3 days ago

    what kind of sick degenerate doesn’t watch their porn in fullscreen? Are they really beating it while going like at that tiny ass viewport? Why? You could study each individual hair on someone’s taint in full screen, so why limit yourself?

    edit: wait, forgot it’s 4chan, of course they’re a sick degenerate or masochist of some stripe.




  • A question, since it bothers you but not your wife: why don’t you get some high quality ear plugs, and rely on her to be your alarm? Or get one of those alarms that shakes the bed. Hell, if you really wanted to spend money, you could look for some fancy in-ear monitors with active noise canceling and earplug-like tips, I know they exist – the bonus being you’d still be able to use your phone as an alarm and it would just come through the earbuds.

    You might have to try a few different options to find one that ticks all your boxes for comfort and noise canceling ability (everyone’s ears are different), but surely it’s cheaper than a house fire.