I told my dog that if I die she can eat my face.

He’s lying.

There is no chance in hell that he knows who King George is/was.

I’m sure they’ll be able to improve that rate.

I’m purposely planning road trips to avoid red states. Trip to west coast will go straight north and then head west through Canada.

I’ll probably have to compromise on some trips and allow myself to drive through red states. I’ll do my best to stock up on supplies before entering red states but they sure cover a lot of land.

Wisconsin and Michigan sure messed up my routes.

Well before then actually.

My parents bought a house for $14k in the mid 70s.

I’m sorry for your forthcoming shit wages.