I always think of this dude I met in college, got a pitbull to get off heroin and it worked for him.

This real? He was a rich racist dick. Didn’t take him for a man of the people.

I’m not Christian. I’m not super religious.

I still find this offensive.

Sure but your packages don’t come in plastic shipping containers

TIL there was life before cardboard

Is that a Hyrulian glyph?

I could see him emailing this

Yeah… didn’t expect Google to plain text that one for me…

Oldie but a goodie