“My expertise is mostly in sorting algorithms. I don’t see how–”

“Shut up, nerd! Get in the tower and make the planes stay in the air”

I made the Enola Gay joke a couple weeks ago thinking there’s no way they could be that stupid. I don’t know why I’m surprised.

It goes straight to Hell, MI

Y’all should be using Hela regardless of my county’s dumb policies. Heinz is trash in comparison.

We should keep pointing out moments of ambiguous facial expressions among Trump’s inner circle to gaslight MAGA into constant infighting.

Modern men’s fashion peaked in the 1920s. I’ve been watching Boardwalk Empire lately and everyone is dressed so sharp.

I say modern fashion because we use be allowed to wear all kinds of cool stuff like poofy sleeves, cod pieces, capes, and tights.

I shit. I shat. I have shitten.

The page about dropping the nukes on Japan will be removed due to the aircraft’s DEI name