The chocolate just doesn’t taste the same if it’s not seasoned with the tears of child-slaves. /s

Both noses will be running all the time, but just as fast as the noses of Albert Einstein.

Yes, the web version. All I wanted to do was to highlight dates more than a month ago in a different colour in Excel. But it only provided me with useless options like “current month” or “tomorrow” and no way to enter any custom conditions.

You can just teleport 7 inches backwards after lunch. As the contents of your stomach isn’t you, it will stay inert and fall to the floor. You can eat all you want if you don’t have to digest it.

Just remember to stand up beforehand or you’ll end up intermingled with your chair having chewed up cheeseburger all over your lap.

Ich wette, Karl-Heinz ist der erste, der die Polizei ruft, wenn mal wieder so ein Michael vor seiner Auffahrt parkt.

Why wouldn’t it be legit, just because it is co-funded by the EU? The EU funds thousands of projects in all areas of life. It doesn’t necessarily mean though, that this is an official EU position nor that “the EU” whoever exactly that may be, approves of everything stated on their website.

I was recently forced to use MS Office 355 and I was shocked by the amount of features it lacks, one might actually want to use.

The original question also doesn’t state that gravity attracts everything but oysters or that Albert Einstein has two runny noses. But that’s how it is. These are just the basic rules of the fantasy pill world. Everybody knows that (at least I thought so).

Only if you are thinner than 7" minus the thickness of the door. Otherwise, you would teleport right into the door, which (I assume) might be quite painful.

Usually bodies are more than 7 inches wide, so you wouldn’t end up naked, but with a t-shirt somewhere inside your body. So if it works like that, I’d advise you not to choose that pill. That is, unless you’re an oyster.

In order to do that I’d have to take 💊 № 1 though, so I’d be able to communicate with people who are sℏellfish.

In a world where some people can control toasters with their mind, free gravel disappears as soon as you put a price tag on it. I’m sorry if you don’t like that, but I don’t make the rules.

But if it’s free, you can’t sell it. Otherwise it would no longer be free.

EDITH: I’m surprised how many downvotes your getting for posting a shit post in a shitposting community :-D

Wenn Du Dir nur noch Toastbrot leisten kannst um Dir das Festival zu leisten? Dann empfehle ich ein 100Mrd€-Sondervermögen zur Aufstockung der Schwarzbrotvorräte.

Ceterum censeo Schuldenbremse esse delendam

Es war ja auch kein Terroranschlag, sondern nur ein

und ob die Opfer einen Helm getragen haben steht da zwar nicht, aber Schuld ist auf jeden Fall die Fußgängerzone, denn die