I showed cunk to a girl I was dating, she didn’t get that it was satire 😭

Which one of you nerds is gonna start nursinghomehookups.com cause I’ll throw you like 5 bucks

I had no idea Bea Arthur was a marine, what a fucking badass

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If the server you are stealing movies from has a pass you still don’t need to pay

They could have worded this better

“Why do we send all these people food”

So they don’t have to eat fucking bats with covid-9000

I love this, my quick stop guy smiles whenever I walk in, but he doesn’t speak much English. I’d love to get him pistachios

I remember doing self assessments before reviews, I just gave myself 5s because they were going to change everything to 3.5 anyhow unless you invented cold fusion and sucked everyone’s dick