If I get any sort of heads up that I’m going to die, there will be at least one that doesn’t outlive me.

“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling… wait… Oh, ok, I am getting away with it? Oh. That was easier than I thought…”

No. Everything is tuberculosis.

Sleep deprivation. It’s borderline narcolepsy when you’ve deprived your body of meaningful sleep for so long that it skips all the bullshit and goes straight to REM sleep.

Used to happen to me a lot on the bus home after work. I’d just slip into a dream, scare myself awake thinking I missed my stop, and realize I was only half a mile down the road.

As someone who lives in Portland, I was like, where the fuck was that? Then I saw the date…

Go to your public library and rent a movie for free.

Bullshit. It exists because Konami got out of the video game business for Pachinko and then realised they could double dip if they beat all their dead horses some more.

I think the real solution is not to lend on fake money. Tax or no tax, it wasn’t taxes that caused the market crash in 2008.