I just wish phones were like this.

Has anyone noticed there’s little to non micropenis pornography?

I wonder what counted as “an EU iPhone”?

The serial number? GPS location of the phone? IP address?

How could one outside of EU region to have an “EU iphone”?

The reverse toilet paper thing is useful when you have pet that’s like to mess with it.

But either way is ok for me, I guess.

I mean, I couldn’t care fewer about it.

YOU NEED TO YELL LOUDER. I DON’T THINK HE CAN HEAR US FROM UP THERE!