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Your mom loves you, whether or not you got stuck with your homework.

To be fair, Andrew Wiles solved a problem that had stood unsolved for over 350 years. The best mathematicians in every generation since the mid 1600s could say the same thing as you! Should they not have picked math?

OP knew.

Republicans hate clever people.

Hello? Is that the Electronic Geneital Verification program office? I’d like to request the removal of images of my penis from the AI training database from the voluntary pilot EGV program at Dallas Fort Worth…

Oh, ah, yes, Tuesday it was… Yes, the 25th.

Oh, er, my plane got in at 14:57 and it was after baggage claim and customs security, but I don’t know how long that took.

Yeah, between 3 and 3:30 sounds right.

The ones just next to the McDonald’s. Yeah.

237? Oh. Wow.

Jeans. Blue stonewashed jeans. I guess that wouldn’t cut it down a lot?

Yeah, I would definitely recognise it.

Yeah, from the side, yeah, probably. I think so.

Can you do evenings or weekends?

No, it’s ok, I can get Friday afternoon off. How long does it normally take to check through that many penises?

Right. OK. I’ll be there for 2pm. Thanks.

Passport. Of course. Yes. Got it. Thanks. Yeah. See you Friday.

You sure love to argue against points that you perceive as supporting veganism, though!