For every Trump, there’s a Zelenskyy.

Even black folk have their fair share of Candace Owen “pick mes.” Massah always has his fair share of sambo house slaves who think they are massahs favorites like Tim Scott.

(I’m black so fuck you if you say I’m being racist here)

Or if I’m a Texan, I’d reelect my child’s murderers.

You mean hatefulsexual.

RIP The Onion 2025

And he’ll still be reelected.

Rather than call her brain dead, reframe it as she’s trying to be a Christian who actually follows the ten commandments, not simply demands them in school as a performative measure.

That’s as optimistic as I’m going to be.

It’s best to be an idiot. Education only makes you miserable knowing this world is fucked and no amount of education defeats pure evil.

The same way we learned? Haha. History is cyclical.

RIP The Onion 2025

I hate ICE Barbie. But I’m so for her deporting this fuck.

I hope he gets every cent.

Maybe it’s the irony. After Auschwitz, you’d think “Never again” not “let’s do it better.”

How in the hell did Israel become the very thing they founded themselves against?

I’m sure the 100 dead would disagree with this shit stain.

The issue with Trump is he doesn’t have ideas. He has impulses.

Trump is many things but an excellent fanfiction writer?

That’s new.

Lex Luthor: Make America Great Again! Krypton has not sent us their best or finest. Kryptonians are all rapists and drug dealers. Also, I am looking at stripping Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince of their citizenship because they say mean things about me.

Asmongold. Enough said. Also, most conservative men are opposed to bathing. Something something washing assholes is gay.

They are stupid, useless, and gross.

Bootstraps. Rice and beans. Thoughts and prayers.

Watching conservatives own themselves is tiring.