hey I’ll have you know I’m employed!

how can I get a place to live without a job, and how do I get a job without a place to live?" situation.

as someone who went through this exact situation, I decided to just say “fuck it” and kinda threw myself out into the universe, with the understanding that if I failed the landing I was probably just going to die. I was homeless for a little bit, and the first job I had was a lot shittier than anything I’d worked before, but it is possible. The biggest issue I’d say is the lack of education; however, my partner at the time only had a high school diploma and was able to leverage his service industry experience to quickly find work.

why would femboys be on lesbian apps? I feel like we would be very much not welcome there lol.

try it when X equals 3

not when I get involved >:3

Just proves the point tho. I p easily win my fights against Tutorial Genichiro now, because once you know the combat system, he’s a really easy boss. He just seems like an impossible monster the first time you fight him because the combat system takes a little while to click and become second nature.

Fun fact: if you arrange the drumbeats of this song in a perfect circle, you unlock a cheat code that lets you phase through solid objects.

My mother believes there’s no difference between the Danish and the Dutch, because both have “viking blood.”

Americans literally don’t understand what lies outside their borders.

I mean there’s definitely places like this, but most of them are in major American cities like New York, LA, and Chicago. Small-town diners couldn’t compete againt garbage fast-food and so the majority died out.

This is because people foolishly look at evolution as some kind of mythological process that tries to create the perfect creature, instead of the truth; it’s just totally random. Negative traits, as long as they don’t impede on breeding and reproduction, can absolutely form and persist too.

honestly, are you surprised?

no, it started with leftists. It just started a lot longer ago than you think.

if you order delivery without any food, is that just like a house call with extra steps?

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I know they were stealing them from Ukraine though. If you told me the Russians were dumb and desperate enough to parade around stolen washing machines as “spoils of war,” it wouldn’t sound completely implausible.

Tbh, even if you have a gun, your odds are not 100%. You’re firing at essentially a biological tank, small caliber fire might cause pain and eventually kill a polar bear with non-vital shots, but it’s not going to stop one barreling down on you.

Realistically, you need to be a decent enough marksmen to aim for a vital point, all while making your will saves because a giant monster is charging you. I’m pretty sure most humans are still fucked.

I just don’t want anyone getting too doomer about a great success.

There were options that were a lot, lot worse for the world right now. Not getting a Nazi pope is a huge win for progressives in the U.S. and Europe. I’m seeing some people on the net painting this as though queers lost our chance at having someone sympathetic in the papacy, when that just wasn’t seriously ever on the table.

I think it’s just blowing my mind that somebody could watch these clips and go “oh yeah, that’s a real strong country” instead of bursting out laughing at each incredibly stupid moment. I thought their whole thing was being good at propoganda!

…has everyone just forgotten Haunted Chocolatier exists and he’s working on it? Sure looks like a very Stardew Valley-esque experience.

This can’t be real, right? This is too stupid to be real, right??