At my age, and without a certain medication of a specific color, I call mine chubs. Ain’t language grand? 🤣

Ironically, I had to ask my 12-yo what these pictures mean.

~(It’s talking about the pitch/intensity of the music)~

Not joking when I ask, but is this where the term “boner” comes from?

I’m too old, out of shape, bald, and too much gray hair to pull off goth. Though somewhere out in the universe is a photo of an 18-yo me dressed as Frank from RHPS. Make-up, died hair, fishnets… the whole nine.

To be fair, adult books are usually bigger and more time conscious aiming. So for a 1:1, I think it evens out.

Oh don’t worry. Apple has been working very hard on enshitifyjng their OS. They just don’t get reported on as much as Microsoft.

Someone t-boned (and totaled) my truck and they had State Farm for car insurance. Everyone involved acknowledged I was not at fault, except State Farm. They wanted to write it off as a mutual fault, which would mean they wouldn’t have to pay for my damages. They also never told my insurance company, because it was news to them when I mentioned it. I just hope my insurance doesn’t go up because of their ineptitude.

It’s a team effort.

I feel like this would be a more appropriate template to use for this meme.

If it’s anything like pool salt, probably not. I have a neighbor who uses pool salt, and I feel like I come out less shriveled (in my fingers of course 😏) than if it were chlorine water.

I know and agree with everyone’s anger toward Spacey. But, and hear me out here, if it means releasing the Epstein files, then so be it. Let the man speak. Once that’s done, he can go fuck right off again.

I have to admit that I absolutely love how licking sodium or chloride individually is very bad for you, but when you put them together, you can lick, eat, and even swim in it all day with minimal ill health effects.

Science. 💙

You forgot the one little fact that said virgin was 13 at the time of impregnation.

~PS. Epstein didn’t kill himself.~

I got you fam.

Too smooth. Needs more rasterization.

Nope. Micro USB-C.

I’ve been concerned this day would come. At least as of this moment, it’s smoke being blown on social media. But we all need to pay very careful attention to this going forward, because the moment it actually happens, we are all fucked.

Unfortunately Thursday I may have made a job-ending mistake. It wasn’t huge, but I fear my boss is an unforgiving person who will retaliate. I’ll probably find out either next week or the week after. In the meantime, I’m left stewing in my own paranoia. 🤷‍♂️

But I got four days. So that’s something, right?

Speaking of frames, I got one more to go make. Probably should get started on it. Be a good distraction.

I sleep by myself (well, with my dog, but she doesn’t ruffle the sheets). For me, making my bed is as much as flipping the bed sheets back once I get out of bed. It takes all of one second when I get out of bed; and yes, it looks nicer.

But, no judgement, so you do you.

Ps. It’s only a big deal if you make it a big deal. 😊

Too late.