Video game perverts in the 90s had to use their imagination- gamers have it too easy these days with their Stellar Blades and their 4k Korean supermodel butts with a million polygons

Does that site have any UK Official PlayStation Magazine issues? Archive.org used to have almost all of them but some UK forum issued a DMCA takedown.

The UK version started out a bit earlier and there are a ton of games the US one didn’t get to cover as a result

I had a bunch of PS1 era issues of the UK version of The Official PlayStation Magazine (and some US ones) as a kid, then a bit later I bought one in the early 2000s and it was noticeably sleazier- for example, there was a section for porn movie reviews

Then there’s the Japanese localisation of the first game that gives everything an extremely 90’s anime reskin

https://youtu.be/xsPFHKmz9zE

Anime girl nazis

Going to a space run by leftists and seeing an “anti-tankie aktion” sticker on the wall

Isn’t DuckDuckGo just Google in a funny hat

That process feels much more like hacking a Wii or PS3 than simply installing Linux on a PC though

I also wish Android phones had an equivalent of installing Linux on a laptop with an unsupported version of Windows to keep them alive

Note that I had some very specific requirements which probably won’t apply to you

1. Under 150 euros

2. Better specs than my old Redmi

3. 2 separate SIM slots as well as an SD card slot, no hybrid SIM bullshit

That last one turned out to be the most limiting one of them all as very few phones seem to have all three slots these days. I took a look at your S7 Edge’s specs and honestly, you could easily replace it with a sub-200 dollar phone though you might have to compromise on your screen resolution a bit- cheaper phones seem to be still using 1080p and even 720p screens.

Something like this might tick your boxes if it’s available in your region

The battery life calculator claimed it would add over 2 hours to battery life which sounded fairly substantial. The battery on my previous phone is completely fried after about 5 years to the point that browsing the Internet for 15 minutes consumes about 20-30 percent so I kind of want to baby my new phone as much as I can. The smart charging options on newer versions of Android should make that pretty easy though.

Anyway, the battery’s so bad on my old phone that it limits reusing it as something like a dedicated emulator device which is a shame since it’d be pretty decent for that sort of thing. It just irks me that we have these really neat little portable computing devices that are destined for the landfill because of their shitty non-replaceable batteries.

My new phone has a 90hz display. My phone immediately suggested I turn the refresh rate down to 60hz to save battery life, which I did.

Why would I need a billion fps on a fairly basic phone anyway

But isn’t his mouth supposed to be stuffed full of cigarettes

I’m at my city’s annual hanami event and for some fucking reason for a good while there was just what sounded like generic movie trailer music blaring from the festival ground, who booked this shit

Edit: there is now Japanese music, sanity has been restored

Some overcompetitive weirdo with lots of disposable income would put way too much time and money into making sure he’d stay on top

This all just seems so fucking petty. I’m pretty sure there have been plenty of games where you can fly using some kind of tamed creature

I think it’s just that Microsoft didn’t feel like it was worth the investment to also give Gears 2, 3 and possibly Judgment the next-gen remake treatment back when they did Gears of War: Ultimate Edition. They also don’t feel like just doing straight up ports of the remaining games now for PS5 and PC because they fear people would see them as too outdated and since they’re fully backwards compatible and enhanced on Xbox consoles (and XCloud ) they feel like they’re already available enough for those who want the classic games

Personally, I’m just fuming about how Microsoft has handled the franchise because I never even wanted remakes in the first place. The Xbox 360 games have an iconic, era-defining look (and still look great!) and rebuilding them in UE4 or now UE5 just takes all of that away. All they needed to do was publish a collection of all 4 games for PC years ago

Oh yeah, and fuck CliffyB and Epic too. When Gears of War 2 was coming out he proclaimed that the series would never release on PC again after people gasp pirated the PC port of the first game and none of the other Epic-developed titles ever made it to PC.

I have to assume 5 was some kind of reaction to people who complained 4 was “too serious” or something. But the only game they’ve put out since GTA5 has been RDR2, which was markedly less wacky than RDR1, which was already less wacky than GTA4 so it’s hard to pin down where 6 will land

I ended up printing one of these at my local library, it works like a charm! Thanks for the tip

My problem with GTA VI that prevents me from getting excited for it is that the PC version is going to come out in like 2029 and my computer will assuredly not be able to run it