I am broccoli

Ah ok ok 👍. That makes sense. But I knew that of course. Just to be sure, though, could you explain it again? Ha ha

But what if they did??? I wouldn’t be such an idiot then, eh? So the only difference is that it was not real? Well so much for the tolerance of the so-called ‘frogs gay-makers’.

Hmmm

Are you a goddamn lobbyist working for the anti-propaganda agenda?

Not in his synapses, we know that much.

black

woman

vegetarian

Well done, I’m completely upset now 😡. The nerve some people have to exist. Unbelievable.

1 mile

take the bus

This is a complete fiction, right?

20 × 16 × 10 = 32000 is definitely in the supershenanigans domain

Mr. President Troomp, Yurop has taken Alaska and the French are attacking Ohio by train.

And the bears… the bears have the Bomb

Comes in two flavours:

• nicest guy you’ve ever met, will drop everything to help you fix something and will come with a pack of beer, will laugh at the smallest thing, making everyone’s day better
• worst racist you’ve ever met, homophobe, transphobe, misogynistic asshole who kicks cats and raises pitbulls for dogfights, hates his children, his wife and his neighbours

ETA: missed the ‘not racist’, sorry. Truly a legend then.